No Pranks, Just Popcorn: Big Screens, Bigger Announcements, and Zero Foolin’ 🍿
What is up my Movie Mates?
I know it’s April Fools’ Day but I’m not going to do what everyone thinks I’m going to do and freak out, man. There will be ZERO April Fools pranks coming from me this year. I respect my movie mates too much to play childish pranks on you. This is a business blog, and business will be conducted accordingly.
I am happy to announce that we will be adding 105 extra auditoriums to the building, making Oaks Center Cinema the biggest movie theatre in the known Universe with 129 total auditoriums. With the addition of these extra auditoriums will be showing “Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2” at 12:00pm; 12:01pm,12:02pm,12:03pm,12:04pm,12:05pm,12:06pm,12:07pm,12:08pm,12:09pm,12:10pm,12:11pm,12:12pm,12:13pm,12:15pm,12:16pm,12:17pm,12:18pm,12:19pm,12:20pm,12:21pm,12:22pm,12:23pm,12:24pm,12:25pm,12:26pm,12:27pm,12:30pm,12:31pm,12:32pm,12:33pm,12:34pm,12:35pm,12:36pm,12:37pm,12:37pm,12:38pm,12:39pm,12:40pm,12:41pm,12:42pm,12:43pm,12:44pm,12:45pm,12:46pm,12:47pm,12:48pm,12:52pm,12:53pm,12:54pm,12:55pm,12:56pm,12:57pm,12:58pm,12:59pm,1:00pm, 1:01pm, 1:02pm,1:03pm,1:05pm,1:06pm and 4:20pm. Pretty sure this will sell out super fast, so buy tickets now.
Aside from all of those showings of “Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2”, we do have a bunch of good movies coming out this month, starting with Super Mario Galaxy, The Drama, You, Me, and Tuscany, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, and Michael. Tickets are on Sale now, so visit Oakscenter.net. Make sure to check out which theatres are Recliner, D-BOX, and Standard. If you don’t know what D-BOX is, then you haven’t been reading any of my blogs, and I refuse to explain it to you again…. Is what I would say if I knew I wouldn’t get in trouble for saying, what I would actually say is D-BOX seats are motion seats that move to the action on screen. They are super cool, describing them doesn’t really do them justice. This is something you just need to take the word of a random blog and try for yourself! I guarantee you won’t be disappointed, and if you are, I will give you one free piece of popcorn (No Butter).
We also have a Family Friendly Magic show on April 11th, hosted by our friends at Comedy Explosion. Tickets can be purchased at thecomedyexplosion.com.
Speaking of Events, we have recently constructed an AI Robot called D.A.D. to expand upon our already great events that you have come to know and love at the OC. D.A.D will be ramping up our event offerings with some really cool things coming soon, so make sure you keep a close eye on our events page. D.A.D is specifically engineered to create the most fun and exciting events known to mankind, like our special 16mm showing of “Buckaroo Bonzai” on April 25th!
Stay Safe out there, Movie Mates! And never forget forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!