🎬 July Is Bringing the Heat (And the Blockbusters)
What up my Movie Mates? How about this heat, amirite? Unless you are late to the game and reading this blog in December then, how about this snow, amirite? If you are reading this in December, then you might have missed out on the July Blockbuster movies!
This year has been the best year for movies this decade (go ahead, fact-check me), and there is no shortage of great movies still to come. We start July with “Minions and Monsters” and end it with Spider-Man: Brand New Day, with a bunch of great movies like Moana and Evil Dead Burn sandwiched in the middle. Tickets are on sale now for all of those movies, so make sure to go to Oakscenter.net and buy your D-BOX Motion seats now, because they sell out first. This may be a bold statement, but if you don’t go see Spider-Man in D-BOX, then I don’t know if I’d consider you a true Movie Mate and would, in turn, doubt your commitment to Oaks Center Cinema AND Sparkle Motion once again. That’s a little Donnie Darko reference for all of you Donnie Darko fans out there.
The Summer of ’82 series keeps on keeping on this month with the hits from yesteryear, like well, there are a lot of them, and I don’t feel like listing them, so go to Oakscenter.net and put “Summer of 82” in the search bar. I can’t do everything for you guys.
Speaking of Brisket Sandwiches…we got em and they are delicious. Not much else to say about that, just want to make sure you don’t miss out.
Well, Movie Mate, I am going to cut this one short. I have a bunch of Legal, Semi-Legal, definitely Illegal, and some morally questionable fireworks to get ready for the Fourth of July. I got spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with and without the scooter stick, and whistlin' kitty chasers. That’s a little Joe Dirt reference for all of you Joe Dirt fans out there.
Stay Safe out there, Movie Mates, and don’t forget, “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”