The August Blog Is Classified… But the Fall Movie Slate Is Out!

What up the Fall Feature Films is up my Movie Mates?

First, I would like to address the elephant in the room regarding the August blog. Under the advisement of counsel, I can only say that “Due to extenuating circumstances, the August Blog may not be shown to the public. A federal task force has designated the August blog as a Tier 3 Classified Document, and it will remain classified no earlier than January 26th 2072, and subject to additional review from a new joint task force comprised of members from the following institutions DHS, FBI, NWA, CIA, PBS, WWE, and the FDA. For more information on the restrictions placed on the August Blog, please reach out to your state representatives and local officials.”

What the man can’t stop me from talking about is how great the August Film slate was and how you can still catch some of them in September, such as Spider-Man: Brand New Day. August was cool and all but don’t listen to Billie Joe Armstrong, because September has some really strong titles most notably Resident Evil, The Forgotten Island, Digger, and Avengers: Endgame rerelease.

Yeah, I know, we’ve all seen Avengers: Endgame, but have you ever seen it in D-BOX? I bet you haven’t. Endgame will be playing in our state-of-the-art Disney Certified “Infinity Vision”, 7.1 Dolby Surround sound premium house with heated-messaging recliners and D-BOX Motion Seating. Sounds like a lot of buzzwords, doesn’t it? Well yeah, it is, because we spent a lot of money to give our Movie Mates the best experience possible so yes, we have earned these buzzwords, and we will use them!

Speaking of spending a lot of money to give our Movie Mates the best experience possible, guess who is doing more renovations??? What are the new renovations? I am glad you asked, the new renovations are new renovations that will take old non renovated things and make them new renovations. I can’t spill the beans just yet, I gotta keep you guys on the hook so you read October’s blog. As always, keep your eyes on our website oakscenter.net for movie tickets and information, we are always adding new Movies and Classics to our line-up. You also never know what classic might pop up in D-BOX, like Terminator 2 or Cars 25th Anniversary.

Stay Safe out there Movie Mates, and remember if you’re not first, you’re last.